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New joke urgently needed for local satirical newspaper. Our existing one is now very worn and nearly past its sell-by date. Contact:
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M Slim, attractive, lonely 47, GSOH, videocamera WLTM energetic lesbian couple with no curtains. |
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Straight male in mid forties seeks good-looking well endowed for friendship and nothing more. Must have past experience with 'toys' and sucking banana-like objects. BOX: 6734529 |
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Career woman. 40'ish. Ugly. Fat. Thick. Obnoxious. Selfish. Very ugly. Self-important. Smelly. Hasn't washed for years. BOX: 8540275 |
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91-year old energetic lady. Still foxy in her old age. Will try anything, including rock climbing. Will do anything for money. I will, honest. BOX: 7957305
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Incontinent 70 year old pensioner seeks virile 18-21 year old for fun & friendship. BOX: 5759083 |
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32 year old bloke. Likes watching TV, getting legless, lying about, sleeping, eating, watching TV. BOX: 3859373 |
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14 yr old gresy charve seeks Donna for quick **** for the price of a tab. Mustn't mind acne. Lobotomy prefered (but not essential).
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Can anyone tell me the time? My watch is broken. |
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Get your prize pooch's poopoos pickled for posterity. The ideal gift for all dog lovers. Only £26 per movement.
Bay Pickling Co, Claremont Gardens. |
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